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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.
Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006
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any dick does the trick

Often paired with the other term "any hole's a goal", states how any male with functioning genitalia is worth going for. mostly used by women, but hey, its a free country
"girl, that guy has been eyeing you down for an hour now"
"he isn't even cute"
"girl, any dick does the trick".
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where the sun doesn't shine

Take your shitty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn't shine.
by Light Joker December 19, 2005
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When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.
You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight
by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011
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Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."
by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016
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does the most

actions that annoy or irritate someone
Me: Whats wrong?

Friend: My mom was all up in my face this morning yelling at me for no reason!

Me: Man, your mom does the most!
by BreTheHipster May 2, 2012
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Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

79.3% of Gen-Alpha kids born to celebrities
"Hey, are you sure you want to name your child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii ?"

"YES, TAKE MY MONEYYY!"

"Okay..."
by Justgivemetheviruslink April 15, 2023
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