Climbing the Great Wall of Vagina

To have sex, usually from behind, with an Chinese girl.

"How did your date with Ming Hu go last night?" "Dude, I was Climbing the Great Wall of Vagina all night!"

by H. P. Lovecraft May 4, 2006

Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women

girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?

by abcd i did ur mommy September 22, 2010

climbing the mountain

Short guys pursuing taller women.

Often trying to compensate for their own height.

"Damn, that guy is only as tall as her boobs. Now that's what I call climbing the mountain."

"I don't date short men. If you're obsessed with climbing the mountain, go climb Mount Everest."

by lockedown January 21, 2010

Climbing the camel

When you mount a girl with chest hair

Oh shit man.... I was climbing the camel last night! Been wanting to do that for ages! It's the hippo next

by Herbyderp April 4, 2017

climbing the ladder

"climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.

Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.

climbing the ladder

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

climbing the wall

the act of backing up a wall untill your penis is over your head then masturbating so you cum on your own face

me "dude zach was climbing the wall yesterday"

them "ew dude thats so nasty"

by slipknotmaGGot April 29, 2009

climbing the stairs

When a Professional sportsman is injured during a sex act where he is snorting cocaine off his lovers back while giving her anal on a stair case and the bannister breaks leading to an injury. He then simply says "I was climbing the stairs and fell' in a way to explain his injuries.

I was climbing the stairs and now my penis is broken.

by HetukaZarshow April 6, 2017