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To have sex, usually from behind, with an Chinese girl.
"How did your date with Ming Hu go last night?" "Dude, I was Climbing the Great Wall of Vagina all night!"
by H. P. Lovecraft May 4, 2006
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Climbing the apple tree

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like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women
girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?
by abcd i did ur mommy September 22, 2010
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climbing the mountain

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Short guys pursuing taller women.

Often trying to compensate for their own height.
"Damn, that guy is only as tall as her boobs. Now that's what I call climbing the mountain."

"I don't date short men. If you're obsessed with climbing the mountain, go climb Mount Everest."
by lockedown January 21, 2010
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Climbing the camel

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Oh shit man.... I was climbing the camel last night! Been wanting to do that for ages! It's the hippo next
by Herbyderp April 4, 2017
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climbing the ladder

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"climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.

climbing the ladder
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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climbing the wall

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the act of backing up a wall untill your penis is over your head then masturbating so you cum on your own face
me "dude zach was climbing the wall yesterday"

them "ew dude thats so nasty"
by slipknotmaGGot April 29, 2009
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climbing the stairs

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When a Professional sportsman is injured during a sex act where he is snorting cocaine off his lovers back while giving her anal on a stair case and the bannister breaks leading to an injury. He then simply says "I was climbing the stairs and fell' in a way to explain his injuries.
I was climbing the stairs and now my penis is broken.
by HetukaZarshow April 6, 2017
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