the banana king

Who Charlie the unicorn discovered he was after avoiding the giant Z, the choo choo Shoe, and surviving another musical outburst in the second installment of the hit internet animation Charlie the unicorn

Charlie is the Banana King.

Blue Unicorn: Look over there it’s a coral reef.
Charlie: Oh look it’s you guys, and you’re floating.
Blue Unicorn: Charleee, we’re scuba diving Charlie.
Pink Unicorn: We’re exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue Unicorn: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.
Pink Unicorn: Nooooo Foogu.
Charlie: Ah, yeah you gotta watch out for those, now go away I’m watching TV.

by Kiwi_Block April 30, 2008

the banana song

A wildly popular kids song from Yo Gabba Gabba, as performed by the Aggrolites (a ska/reggae band.) This song appealed to parents & adults almost as much, if not more so, than to the kids. It also makes you wonder what your sister likes so much about the banana......

"Hey, what's "the banana song"? The other parents keep talking about it"

"My daughter loves that song! and your sister likes it.....oh yeah"

by Prncesjessie October 28, 2008

poach the banana flower

To have intercourse with a local woman of an exotic region who currently is in a relationship.

Let's go down to the Bahamas and poach the banana flower.

by B-Bhask July 31, 2007

the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016

The Banana Effect

When a kidney stone is large enough to destroy a penis, in a fashion similar to parting banana peels.

"OH GOD" "...his penis has undergone the Banana Effect."

by milotictear July 22, 2009

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008