The Batman

A sex act: When you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load

Little Horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of The Batman

by metalthrasher07 June 12, 2011

The Batman Effect

The mysterious phenomenon when everyone gets a boner or a lady boner while watching a Batman movie.

Guy 1: The Dark Knight is one of the best movies I have ever seen.
Guy 2: Yeah I had a raging boner the whole movie.
Guy 1: I see that the Batman Effect worked on you too.

by icanhasnachos September 27, 2011

Check Out The Bad Man

Someone who takes pride in the little things in life that they think is amazing but really is something small

Check out the bad man moving the mouse!

I moved my chair check out the bad man!

Check out the bad man walking along the road!

by Effing and Jeffing March 7, 2008

The Batman

When a male paints his scrodum black with Paint or Ink and receives oral sex (from male or female). The giver of the oral sex is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. While giving oral sex, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a BatMan Mask.

Last night i gave my girl the "The BatMan".

by crazyassfool April 18, 2010

The Batman Tumor

The Batman Tumor Is Someone who believes Batman is the best superhero and wishes kill anyone who thinks otherwise and if they are superman fan bless their hearts because soon they won't have one

Dad: hey son I was thinking we could go see that "new" movie.
Son: What Movie Is It?
Dad: Oh Well I know your like superheros so I thought we should go see the "new" movie called "Man Of Steel"
"2 hours later"
News repoter: Breaking News!!! Single Father of 2 Found Brutally Murdered In His Own Home.
As You Can See The Son Clearly Suffered From The Batman Tumor.

by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021

The Batman Who Laughs

A twisted version of Batman from the Dark Multiverse, who has appeared in many comic book events, including one where he builds an army of dark Batmen. On his Earth, he got driven to the edge by his Joker, leading him to take the Joker's life. After taking the Joker's life, a gas spewed from the Joker's heart, slowly Jokerizing Batman, which leads Batman to kill the Bat Family and then kill all of the Justice League, when he then takes the mantle of 'The Batman Who Laughs'. From there, he infects a ton of children with laughing gas to turn them into an army of dark Robins and pretty much end the world, leading him to be taken off of his dying world by a higher power.

Unknown: "Hehehehehehe... Soon your universe will bow to me!"
Batman: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Unknown: "My name is The Batman Who Laughs, and I am here to end the world! Hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by kennydev April 23, 2022

Marauding in the badlands

To venture into sexual territories-usually used as a euphemism around the unsuspecting old people to avoid glares and complaints.

I'll go marauding in YOUR badlands.

Last I went marauding in the badlands with my boyfriend...I had no idea he was so good!

by Mag88 August 30, 2009