postman pat

kids tv show

postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. testicals went flying all the kids are cheering

by mysticphinox66 March 04, 2019

Postmans Sock

Used to denote a severely bad smell.

That girl had breath like a postmans sock I had to shag her from behind.

by Youngie1 July 31, 2008

postman pat

when a guy puts his penis through a expanded ear, like a 30mm.

dude: "hey, wannuh postman pat?"

chick: "sure thing, wheres your magic parcel ;)"

by meg. April 18, 2008

tim the postman

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

by UrbanPLayz January 23, 2022

Friendly postman

The act of putting your penis throught the letterbox and masturbating furiously whilst leaning round the door!

oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!

by xxcrackulaxx October 22, 2010

The Postman Pat

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

Bin raiding postman

A grotesque noctunal vermin that roams leafy sub-urban areas ravaging through dustbins looking for food and objects of intrinsic value. This term only applies if their parent is on strike.

"Get your dirty finger nails out my compost you Bin raiding postman, go and tell your dad to sort it out!"

by BB-Doggg March 22, 2010