Cop Coof

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

by HeyLaney July 12, 2009

coof

A shortened term for “cunt-goof”. This person achieves the standards of a cunt and a goof simultaneously.

Sharon: Joey you’re a coof of a son!
Joey: Shut up Sharon you’re not my real mom!

by ooodeee March 05, 2018

Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.

"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"

by Bezzle Bedeviled July 12, 2022

Coof Dook

The crap you take when you have Covid. Usually comes out of nowhere with little to no warning

Justin- Boot dude!! You have the Coof!

Darren-Odly enough I'm constipated so I'm trying to figure that out LOL haven't experienced one of those coof Dooks like you were talking about H

by Jdawg1113 January 16, 2022

deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

by Crossbone101 July 04, 2015

Coof

Coof is a sensitive tooth when hot or cold touches it. When cold hits it you put your mouth in a certain way and possibly touch it. You end up saying ouch my coof

I drink a really cold drink it touches my tooth and I pull a face and touch the painfull tooth saying ouuu my coof, it comes out as coof because my hands in my mouth and I'm pulling a face

by Leinad rown January 03, 2023

coof

Slang for “coffee”

Hey dude, I’m wrecked, make us a coof will ya!

To a barista:
Hey mate, just an oat coof thanks

by September 01, 2022