the birds and the bees

some lame story your parents come up with to tell you about sex.

Kid: How was I born?
Parents: We're going to tell you about the birds and the bees...

by punk0rama October 08, 2003

the birds and the bees

a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.

my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!

by ¡DŃ™! October 12, 2003

the birds and the bees

Fucking

"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."

by IJM October 08, 2003

Birds and the bees

FUCK ME BABY

PUT THAT THING IN MINE LIKE THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

by BOBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS November 06, 2008

birds and the bees

shhhhh your mom might find out! butt i need to tell u about them..

baby made from pp in butt and preqnat bc sex

jake from state farm: wanna do baby making thing :smirk: (aka birds and the bees)

keny from state farm: yes *blush* *sex thing*

by procilten (not prociten) August 04, 2021

the birds and the bees

When birds and bees dry hump each other

The birds and the bees and lots of monkeys in the trees

by Jaims Mewn October 08, 2003

Birds and the bees

when your kids ready for the birds and bees .DADDY?"Yes son?" Why is mommys tummy so big. Son its time you learn about the dick and vagina monster. When daddy has feelings for mommy he whips out the penis monster and puts it in vagina monster. Its called fertilization son. Put in mind this is when the our kid is around 9 or 10. Son after 9 months we will have a new family member who will either be your younger sister or brother.

Hey son today imma teach you about the birds and the bees

by Tipzilla November 13, 2018