If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!
by Moose4413 January 06, 2009
when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 07, 2003
by Jonjohanjenkenheimershmidt September 06, 2015
by Matt Jones February 23, 2003
The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.
by danton2015 April 21, 2011
by carnivipony September 27, 2010
Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.
Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
by mosh 54 February 09, 2010