Sexual ThanksGiving

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.

Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!

by I got you back July 13, 2009

Thanks Morrissey

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"

Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"

by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009

Thanksgiving orphan

Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.

"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."

by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008

Thanksies

To show thanks towards something

Can you place that stationary order? Thanksies

by Uberstyle May 18, 2010

ok cool thanks

something a chodemaster says when he/she doesn't take the time to actually read the email you just sent

John (chodemaster): "Can you look into this? (forwards an email chain without actually even reading anything attached)"

Mike: "Hey so I accidently deleted all the customer records in the database and didn't do anything you just asked"

John (chodemaster): "ok cool thanks"

by America58 June 18, 2013

Thanksss

She wants to fuck you bro one too many s’

Guy: nice hair
Girl: thanksss
- has passionate anal -

by Neeck groes January 6, 2021

Thanksgiving shit

1. A Ginormous nasty shit taken the day after Thanksgiving
2. A reference to the shit taken after Thanksgiving

1. My Thanksgiving shit was huge this year.
2. Dude i just too a fu#*ing Thanksgiving shit.

by Weesnaw_95 November 13, 2007