Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

Texttardation

One who does not understand the universal form of text messaging widely accepted by the rest of the universe or does not reply to an active text conversation in a timely manner.

If you text someone expecting a response and they don't answer or answer using words that don't make sense...they're texttarded. Thus suffering from texttardation.

by Knockilus December 11, 2010

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011

Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015

Tetarded

Falling in the snow, and getting a runny nose.

Ron fell in the snow, now he has the sniffles, Ron was tetarded.

by Snapsnopsnipple November 15, 2018

Techtarded

Someone who lacks technical phone computer, or Internet knowledge.

I tried to upload a file but I was too techtarded to figure out how.

by Ltlovely February 3, 2026