textfie

to take one's own writings selfie, like saying, opinions etc and upload to social websites.

He is very intelligent, so he often uploads his textfies in Facebook.

by pshdar May 20, 2016

extified

It's Fucked!

"My face feels extified"

by Girl in the basement February 25, 2017

Toxified

Another word for disgusting

Ajani is Toxified

by Beaachh June 9, 2019

Testified

When your testicles are being touched

"Dude my grandma just testified me!"

by greaanntttt March 18, 2009

Tittified

The term used for seeing so many tits that you are mortified, (Hence) Tittified

Dude, I can't go to the titty club, I am still Tittified from when I was a kid!

by Venis Pagina January 18, 2009

testifier

the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.

Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.

by Jig Gaboo September 20, 2007

mass texticide

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.

Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009