textosterone

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...

that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..

by chris morrell August 3, 2007

textstraining order

A textstraining order is similar to a restraining order that you apply for when you're having a disagreement with friends, enemies or your significant other. Although it covers only text messaging, it means that they are prohibited from sending you texts for the duration of the textstraining order. This usually occurs after a textmestic.

Jane showed me some texts that John sent her during a textmestic they were having. They were so bad that she applied for a textstraining order. That ought to keep his thumbs idle for a while.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

textasterbating

texting while masterbating

I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.

by subcrz2 December 4, 2010

textastrophy

Any text sent to the wrong person.

I just sent a text to the wrong person. It's a textastrophy!

by Bugstomper2 September 3, 2016

textese

The unique language of texting and text shortcuts.

"I saw a picture of Jesus with BRB underneath it." "What's BRB?" "It's 'be right back', don't you speak textese?"

by DanGarPrius October 19, 2009

textpest

A person who texts you incessantly, thus aggravating the heck out of you! (verb = textpestering)

David was such a textpest and sent me over 50 texts in one day and wouldn't stop texting me!

by shamrocklassie November 3, 2011

Textes

A plural for a number of text messages sent

I sent him a load of textes

by Maddog Dixon April 2, 2009