sexpectation

The expectation or assumption of sex. I commonly use this term when meeting online dates for the first time. "I am not a hooker, so no sexpectations please." Original word coined by Luna C, the mistress of all she surveys. ;)

We are meeting for coffee and to make sure you aren't yet another psycho online stalker,so no sexpectations,okay?

by Luna C April 4, 2007

perceived expectation

Psych.

-Making something happen physically because you subconsciously want it to happen.
-fulfilling a prophesy. Fulfilling a horoscope.

Mary liked to tell men she was blessed based on their perceived expectation.

by Nco November 15, 2003

expectation hangover

When a person suffers from exhaustion of figuring out their life while trying to have the time of their life.

Barbie is suffering from exhaustion due to an expectation hangover.

by Barbie9a March 19, 2008

tempestation

The temptation to make mountains out of molehills, or hurricanes out of drizzle. To blow something out of proportion.

It's easy to succumb to tempestation but one must look at things with the proper perspective.

by Joie D June 12, 2007

Textpectation

when you expect a Textpectation.

Venus: "Sun, what's Textpectation."
Sun: "A Textpectation is when you expect a Texdpectation."

by Textpectator July 7, 2021

Textpectation

The captivation of the dots in iMessage that causes one to lose their free will to close the text.

I’d like to go on with my fucking day, but the dots have been in motion for five minutes straight. The textpectation is killing me.

by CouncilorBrian March 23, 2023

Textpectation

Textpectation is the anticipation or expectation of receiving a text message, often resulting in frequent checking of one's phone.

I have textpectation after applying for the job; I keep checking my phone, hoping for an interview invitation.

by Lane-Games April 20, 2023