Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Textpectator

4-way-handshake

It's a Pythonic word of how when a Boy Python, Female Panda, Bearded Lizard Snake and a Girl Anaconda meet, they make a Padnacondira.

Your Girlfriend and Best Friend gave me a 256-way-handshake yesterday, while we were walking your dog.
4-way-handshake

when you expect a Textpectation.

Venus: "Sun, what's Textpectation."
Sun: "A Textpectation is when you expect a Texdpectation."

When you rake in all the olinos from your garden after a hard day's work.

Mars: "Earth have you Rakolino'd the pests from your surface yet?"
Earth: "Mars, fuck off you've been asking me for months."