Multi-taskurbate

Doing one or more things, while also masturbating.

Jennifer was horny while writing her term paper, so she decided to Multi-taskurbate.

by Punishedhero February 6, 2010

Twasturbate

This is the act of masturbating in the toilet.

Yo dude, I just went for a Twasturbate

by BoatsyB January 22, 2013

texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.

Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.

by really99 May 13, 2014

twisturbate

to masturbate by twisting one's penis around.

He twisturbated and hid dong hurt.

by uttam maharjan February 23, 2014

yesturbate

To have to use yesterday's material to mastrubate.

Dude, I have to get a new girlfriend. It's been so long since I've had contact with an attractive girl that I'm starting to yesturbate.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

by kingbumii May 7, 2015

toasturbate

Masturbation with lots of butter melted from friction.

"Girl, can you please help me clean up? I just toasturbated."

"Well, at least clean-up will taste good..."

by CosmicFiend April 4, 2016