gestimate

to guess about a situation

The electric meters were not read every month. The electric company gestimates the electric usage at times

by Gerlinde Deaton October 4, 2007

testicake

a testicle that has been smashed into the shape and thickness of a pancake by force

You hit me in the fucking balls with a dodgeball. Now my right nut is a testicake.

by Jim Laird January 12, 2006

zestimate

The estimated value for a home.

I think that zestimate on that condo is too low. The condo the floor beneath sold for 10k more.

by soccerkd February 22, 2007

Hestimate

To (very) hesitantly - nervously and not certain - guess or calculate the cost, size, value, etc. of something.

"I ehhr hestimate it was something like - I don't know - twenty? Thousand? Or ten thousand years ago."

by Lalas1972 February 15, 2017

Estimated Time of Bitching

When you make your girl angry wait for all hell to break loose

Tristan: Man, I made her mad
Michael: What's the Estimated Time of Bitching? (ETB)
Tristan: I'd say about 5 seconds

by Tha Gort June 18, 2017

Anal estimate

When you give an estimate and pull the numbers from your ass.

The mechanic had no idea what the problem was so he gave me an anal estimate.

by moreaveragethanmost March 17, 2020

Pre-Estimate Meeting

An extremely valuable meeting with all of the best minds at the table to ensure all the right specifications and customer requirements are in place so that we can estimate and price the work effectively in order to win the work. (For the sake of efficiency - these meetings should be held after the structural designs have either been approved or we are 92% sure that the design will be approved)

This morning we went to the pre-estimate meeting after the structural design had been approved! It was so fun and there was a lot of amazing information gathered!

by TJBoissinot February 24, 2022