testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

by Zomar October 2, 2007

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

testical flap

An insult commonly used to comeback to the insult butt nugget

That's a hot testical flap

by real tyler October 15, 2013

Testical Knockers

A pair of balls tied to your testicles that weighs them down senching a knot tighter around the testicular. The more you move the tighter the knot gets increase pain and pleasure. Eventually when you climax it will release a scream of both pain and excitement at the amazing feeling being released from your tightly knotted testicals and the pain being inflicted upon them.

The Testical Knockers sure do make my climax feel like the acme of perfection.

by MyBitchLikesToSuck July 16, 2018

testical breath

a very horrible way of saying fuck you, a gay fag who's breath smell of balls (males reproductive organ)

you have testical breath, that guy has testical breath

by michael 'duece' anderson November 30, 2013

testical

adj.

1. Fearing of any danger to a testicle.
2. Endangering a testicle.

1. He has been very testical since his wife purchased the chains and whip.
2. Needles are testical when held at groin level.

by MindVirus June 30, 2008

testical rape

Rubbing the penis on ones balls uncosentually

I’m gonna rape your balls(testical rape)

by Testical rapist123 November 28, 2017