Tellyban

What I call my dick because it likes to hide in caves and blow itself up from time to time

The old lady Wawshed my Talliban really Gewd last night

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

tallywanker

another word for a dick, the mans' suff, tool of life.

by Sean Hosier July 15, 2003

Tallywacked

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped.

She had it So good once, she instantly became tallywacked

by Tinybigstrings August 9, 2017

Tallywacker

The zipper of a FFA jacket

Ex: an FFA member screams “tallywacker” when another members jacket zipper is untucked

by Lk8502 October 4, 2019

Tellywhacker

Tellywhacker is any long 'stick-like' object that my 2 year old child (Telly) manages to grab and then use to hit anything, or anyone, within reach.

Look out! Chantel (Telly) has a Tellywhacker.

by Telly's Father May 13, 2005

tallywacker

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

by Hikoo October 8, 2003

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

by Alonzakit August 23, 2011