1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016
Get the tele-fuckoffmug. The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.
"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".
by Kimberlini April 7, 2011
Get the Tele-Testiesmug. when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.
Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it
by boobies_love March 26, 2009
Get the Tele textingmug. In the game of runescape (which is an MMORPG) there are certain areas where you can fight other players. If you are in a fight and teleport out. You are referred to as a teletubby. Meant to be an insult.
by Thebub December 14, 2008
Get the Tele tubbymug. A person who is usually getting beat in the wilderness of Runescape, and decides to teleport out of the wilderness.
by adam36987 January 1, 2008
Get the tele tubbymug. 1) The Daily Telegraph, a London based conservative newspaper often enlisted in boring and dull propaganda for the UK Conservative Party.
2) One who writes such propaganda; more generally those who follow such lines, whether readers or not, bloggers and posters of such mind and expression.
3) (More generally) tedious, tendentious, dull in a dispirited and dispiriting way.
2) One who writes such propaganda; more generally those who follow such lines, whether readers or not, bloggers and posters of such mind and expression.
3) (More generally) tedious, tendentious, dull in a dispirited and dispiriting way.
The Daily Telegraph when acting in propagandist mode, and its writers, readers, bloggers and posters in like actions.
"Think I've been dully teled."
"Doom, doom, and thrice Dully Tele. . . "
"You Dully Teles" get on everyone's . . . nerves . . "
"Dully Tele or {Dilly Tele, that is the question . . "
"Think I've been dully teled."
"Doom, doom, and thrice Dully Tele. . . "
"You Dully Teles" get on everyone's . . . nerves . . "
"Dully Tele or {Dilly Tele, that is the question . . "
by Mousico February 24, 2009
Get the Dully Telemug. Verb. /telifoun/
To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.
Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.
To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.
Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.
Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.
Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.
Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.
Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.
Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.
by double quotation marks April 26, 2009
Get the Tele-phonemug.