Tele Op Spec - Everybody, Signals, Infantry and even Civvies, knows that a Spec-Op (aka Special Telegraphist, Morse-Monkey, Tele-op spec) is what you call when your wife or lady needs some real good lovin' and your cold beer needs drinkin' whilst you are away on exercise or operational tour. Known in the Corps to be the best lovers and envied by all the handbags, tele mechs, techs, EDs and thick as fuck lineys
1) Hey Don, Hear you off to Ireland for a tour... Don't worry mate.. I'll keep an eye out to make sure your Mr's don't get Spec Op'd (Tele Op Spec'd) whilst your over there.
2) No point going to the NAAFI bar tonight lads.. The Tele Op Spec's have just finished shift... wasting our time with the WRACs with those fanny magnets knocking about.
3) Wish I could have made it in the Corps as a Spac Op (common slang term used for those that failed or never made Tele Op Spec)
2) No point going to the NAAFI bar tonight lads.. The Tele Op Spec's have just finished shift... wasting our time with the WRACs with those fanny magnets knocking about.
3) Wish I could have made it in the Corps as a Spac Op (common slang term used for those that failed or never made Tele Op Spec)
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"My brother and I are tele-pathetic, we both predicted that nothing important would happen today."
"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."
"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."
by xccrash October 18, 2009
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The Telebear is a bear that dwells in web of the UC Berkeley internet system, preying on innocent students that think they have created awesome schedules, lulling them into a false sense of self righteousness and security in terms of their schedule planning. When students log into the Telebears system, the Telebear proceeds to rape the minds of UC Berkeley students by telling them that the classes they want at the times they want are FULL. The Telebear shows no mercy forcing students into signing up for 8 A.M. classes, Friday afternoon classes, and classes they don’t give two shits about. He is one fucked up son-of-a-bitch.
*Cal student logs into Telebears for Telebears appointment*
"Hell yea!!, Just made my awesome schedule on Course Rank/Ninja Courses, no 8AM classes and I can go home on Fridays!! Time to sign up for them on Telebears!!"
*proceeds to enter Course Control Numbers to register*
*Looks at computer screen, scanning intently for the sections he/she wants*
"WHAT!?!??!?! NOOOO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!!?"
*the class that student wanted is full*
"FUCK"
*proceeds to CourseRank/Ninja Course classes*
*same result when CCN's are entered into Telebears, time after time*
*20 minutes later*
"GODDAMNIT!!! WORK, TELEBEARS. WORK YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
*ends up disappointed at schedule, but relieved to at least get some classes*
to roommate "aye nigga, i just got raped by the Telebear"
roommate: "its iight man, i got raped by the Telebear last night"
"Hell yea!!, Just made my awesome schedule on Course Rank/Ninja Courses, no 8AM classes and I can go home on Fridays!! Time to sign up for them on Telebears!!"
*proceeds to enter Course Control Numbers to register*
*Looks at computer screen, scanning intently for the sections he/she wants*
"WHAT!?!??!?! NOOOO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!!?"
*the class that student wanted is full*
"FUCK"
*proceeds to CourseRank/Ninja Course classes*
*same result when CCN's are entered into Telebears, time after time*
*20 minutes later*
"GODDAMNIT!!! WORK, TELEBEARS. WORK YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
*ends up disappointed at schedule, but relieved to at least get some classes*
to roommate "aye nigga, i just got raped by the Telebear"
roommate: "its iight man, i got raped by the Telebear last night"
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Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.
A big deal among Illinois College grads.
A big deal among Illinois College grads.
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This is a person who wishes to be British when is not,
They may go so far in wanting to be British they may try to put on the British accent or eat British food, whilst sometimes insulting the British culture
This is a person who wishes to be British when is not,
They may go so far in wanting to be British they may try to put on the British accent or eat British food, whilst sometimes insulting the British culture
Teeaboo: Aha! Good day sir! I love tea and crumpets
Man 1: British people don't even do that! Dude, stop being a teeaboo
Man 1: British people don't even do that! Dude, stop being a teeaboo
by DucksThatDig April 5, 2016
Get the teeaboo mug.Teleblock is derived from the game RuneScape. You need to be on Modern Magics to cast Teleblock and you need 85 Magic to cast it. It takes 1 Death rune, 1 Law rune and 1 Chaos rune to cast. The spell stops the opponent from teleporting away from a fight in the Wilderness. Can be shortened to TB.
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