Teaneck

Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.

"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."

by Samuel Yankowitz May 13, 2005

tehrangeles

A euphemism stemming from the combination of Tehran (capital of Iran) and Los Angeles. It is commonly used when referring to the mast quantities (est. 600,000) of Iranian-Americans residing in Los Angeles.

I live in Tehrangeles, so of course I drive a beemer

by Amir April 17, 2004

teehanball

A type of football played in pro clubs only used by the most alpha males and immortals

We played teehanball last 19 years and never lost a game

Teehanballs the best football

That’s the game of teehanball

by Zafmiester July 2, 2019

Teanna

Teanna is a name for a girl who is independent and unconstrained by the conventional. She is her own, genuine person. Talking with her is like taking in a breath of fresh air. She is quirky, creative and charming with striking eyes and a great smile. She is likely attractive.

"Have you met that girl over there?"
"No, why?"
"Her name is Teanna and she is so interesting!"

by Teereckz August 22, 2019

Tegan Syndrome

Quite possibly the only non painful overly pleasurable disease there is, it is soon to follow after one experiences the "Tegan Effecct" - in more cases than not it is unavoidable. A term for those who have a sudden realization that they've ditched their life, children, friends, husband, school, work, or any sort of human contact so that they can sit online and look at photos of Tegan Quin, sit on the L chat and discuss Tegan Quin, and sit on YouTube and watch videos of Tegan Quin. Some refer to it as "the gift that keeps on giving", it spreads rapidly like wild fire, while it is pain free, it's suggested that you have a substantial amount of money in your savings, because chances are you won't be stepping away from the computer any time soon.

Male friend 1: Can you believe she broke up with me! After 6 years!
Male friend 2: That's crazy, did she tell you why?
Male friend 1: Not really, I called her to ask and she said that she came down with a case of "Tegan Syndrome". I think it was because of that "Tegan Effect" she had last week. Do you know anything about this syndrome?
Male friend 2: Oh yeah... That's pretty serious. They haven't found a cure, and when they do it's said that most women won't want to be cured. You might as well just come to terms with the fact that your girlfriend switched teams

by teganeffect June 6, 2013

teha

The cutest girl ever! She will look amazing in any outfit, from sweats to a gown. She is sassy as all can be. Loves to party hardy. Someone who you could talk to all night looooonnnng. She is smart so do not underestimate her or she will make you look like an ass! Super sweet and amazing with kids! She also packs a wallop so don't make her angry or you will regret it. If you find a Teha don't lose her for anything!

Person 1: Woah man, did you see Teha last night?
Person 2: Yeah! She is the coolest cat in the club!
Person 3: Coolest cat in the club, you two taking about Teha?
Person 1 and 2: You know it!

by Carawak October 26, 2014

Teana

An outgoing, insecure girl how's honest past the point of rudeness. She is usually liked by many and hated by few. She has a cute personality, although she is violent. She doesn't take what people say seriously, and she can be very spiteful. She is willing to fight for what she believe's in no matter what. She has a great sense of humor and she is very caring. She is very independent and strong willed. She is also very emotionally driven. She is often misunderstood and easily labeled.

Girl 1: So, I heard she kicked some girls ass.

Girl 2: Yeah, but Teana usually has a reason.

Girl 1: Yeah, of course, she's crazy.

Girl 2: Or, maybe she got sick of being pushed around.

by OnLy_TheWeAKwiLlWaLk December 6, 2011