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anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.
Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.
by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008
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Squeeter Teeters

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.
by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008
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teener

teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'
Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.
by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005
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Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter
by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010
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teener

Half an eightball. Refering to cocaine.
He has a teener
by Caliman02 December 3, 2002
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Teeternod

When a person who is deprived of sleep due to some form of self infliction begins to twitch, wobble,or stagger.
Holy shit dude!!! Did you see mudhole teeternod right into that bonfire and burn his nutsack ?
by Mudholemike February 18, 2019
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Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.
Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.
by urbandigital January 19, 2016
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