Teejsparkles

An internet famous queen that is perfect and lovely in every way and everyone loves him!!!

Teejsparkles? You mean that hilarious boy on twitter

by Notteejsparkles April 18, 2013

Treej

A sexual act in which one uses a hole within a tree to simulate oral sex.

I shouldn't have given myself a treej last night. Now I have termites.

by Midnite of Random October 17, 2015

Treejew

The little Jesus on top of a Christmas tree

This year’s Christmas tree is too big, we don’t have the right sized treejew

by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019

premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.

Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.

by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010

teej

Noun: The moment of akward silence that proceeds after somebody you know makes an extremely bad, hapless, half-witted joke. Usually, it is a desperate attempt to be funny by said person and the resulting teej encapsulates both deathly silence and pity for the creator of the teej. Nobody is immune

We were all at the restaurant and the waitress brought our pizza to our table. We all thanked her but Jonny, who said "when you bent over to put down our food you were like the leaning tower of pizza" which made a total teej.

I was sat with my mum and she made a really bad joke, she totally teejed the moment.

by BuzzKillKiller December 28, 2010

Teejism

Being unable to go through an everyday social interaction with a stranger, such as a shop assistant, without making a light hearted comment which makes the situation more awkward

Friend 1 to waiter "I'll have a hot chocolate please"
Friend 2 to waiter "Excuse my child of a friend, I'll have a filter coffee please"
Friend 1 to friend 2 "See what I mean, you suffer from teejism"

by Derbz89 December 5, 2011

Teejay

A girl who cant stay faithful to her poor boyfriend who loves her with all her heart

Teejay is such a cheater!

by bitchigoturmaaans November 25, 2019