Timmy tebowl

Flower, keif, and hash all smoked together.

Popular combination in the Bay Area.

No actual relation to the football player however Tim was known for passing drug tests on the Florida gators for players which include Riley Cooper, Janoris Jenkins, and Aaron Hernandez.

Omg I can't stop coughing after I hit the timmy tebowl!

by Captain Obvious 650 August 26, 2013

Teemo

An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.

That fucking Teemo and his fucking mushrooms and his fucking blind.

by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012

teaboo

A person obsessed with British culture, like a weeaboo is to Japanese culture.

Mike: Man, Joe, you're such a teaboo!
Joe: fuck off, bloody cunt, the name's Duke Joseph, I'll make sure the Queen has your head for this.

by YeOldeTurtle September 5, 2015

teetotaler

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.

Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!

by Tortuga July 8, 2004

tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

by Matt January 8, 2007

Tebowner

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

Tebowning

The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.

I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.

by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011