tedophile

An old red neck pedophile .

That young grunge girl blew a tedophile.

by larry of the jungle September 20, 2012

tedophile

An old redneck pedophile who prefers women outwardly.

Some one who follows Ted Nugent on twitter.

That young chic who blew that tedophile thinks he's a bottom.

by junglelarry September 20, 2012

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

TECHNOPHILE

Techno Music + Pedophile

"HAHA! Mr Incognito is a Technophile!"

by kawaiimandi December 12, 2008

Technophilliac

Someone whose life depends on possession of latest and best digital devices.

Her husband was a technophilliac! He would buy electronics with the baby's milk money...

by MisBeaHaven September 3, 2010

techrophilia

1. Obsessive fascination with dead or defunked technology.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with faulty technical equipment.

Roddy is a techrophiliac. He likes feeling up his broken avid logic keyboard.
It doesn't work. Leave it alone Roddy you techrophile!

by iam_mrKhalifa March 16, 2014

Tedophile

Someone who serially watches TED Talks and cannot resist the temptation to inject into any conversation. Most sentences start with "I was watching a TED talk..."

Gary is such a Tedophile. He cannot help but inject a TED talk into any topic of conversation!

by SkippyBiff January 18, 2017