Technolorgasm

The a state of euphoria felt when opening a new tech gadget. Usually preceded by smelling (huffing) the new plastic of the packaging and/or licking the device.

DUDE!!! JUST got my new iPhone. The technolorgasm I got made me forget there was such a thing as a vagina.

by snowman4839 January 13, 2010

Technoverwhelm

Overwhelm with technology. Exceed one's ability to understand electronic upgrades.

All this bluetooth, wireless, beam me, router, modem talk is beginning to technoverwhelm me.

by Lee Plotkin August 1, 2006

technoverdose

What happens when you experience large amounts of technology in a short amount of time. Can cause headache, eye strain, loss of bladder control and relationships.

"Sick, I was playing LOTR on my PSP while listening to NIN on my ear buds when I was watching that G4 show last night...my brain is fried."

"My friend, that's a technoverdose, the only cure is camping."

by Soulibaza October 21, 2007

technocream

1. Technocream is an ointment used to protect your valuable electronics from the sun's harmful rays.

2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.

1. Get out the technocream, its 80 outside and I want to take my laptop and sit under a tree.

2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.

by Fo_Realsies April 6, 2010

technore

When a person is focused on their computer screen or phone, and it is difficult to communicate with them.

My teenage daughter is sitting next to me while texting and technores me when I ask her a question.

by Sammy Vista June 16, 2010

technoverload

Technology overload.

I knew I was experiencing a "technoverload" when I found myself out on a hike, snapping with my new Snapchat Spectacles while also simultaneously Instagram Live-ing.

by Millie350 April 9, 2017

Technorek

An english man, that is quite funny and nice. Problem is he’s not good with scout rifles or fusion rifles and he has literally NO weapons. None. He has a loud laugh and will laugh at all your jokes and his

PERCY-1417: « ok man I’ll use a scout to help you in IB »
Technorek: « you’re never gonna get any kills, scouts suck soooo bad »
*PERCY-1417 gets a triple down with scout, followed up by 4 sword kills*

by PERCY-1417 September 18, 2019