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Technologically disabled

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.
Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!
by Dawanz July 9, 2016
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Nanyang Technological University

Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.

By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.
Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.
by nus cs student July 5, 2022
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technologically impaired

To have very little to no clue how to use computerized devices, such as computers, cell phones ect...
90 year old grandmothers have NO clue how to use computers. technologically impaired is a cool word anyways.
by john danials April 21, 2008
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Super Technological Device

A super technological device is called an STD.
Wow, this super technological device I got is so cool!
by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021
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technologically defiant

a person who chooses not to use technology and defies others who try to get them to use it.
"He doesn't have caller ID, a cell phone, doesn't use the computer, and sees little if any value in them. He is technologically defiant!"
by Margie L June 10, 2007
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technological retardation

Technological Retardation occurs when one becomes so intrigued by and reliant on technology such as cell phones or the internet (facebook) that the outside world becomes defunct. A person who had become technologically retarded would:
* Rather text on their phone than have a genuine conversation.
* End a relationship with a text or email instead of in person like a respectfull human being.
* Misspell common words like "your" (ur) or "what"
(wut-wat) in important situations (such as on a job application) making themselves look like a moron.
* Send you a text message while within an audible distance or line of sight
You cant even take your attention away from that cell phone long enough to comprehend what im saying, and you sent me an email to me asking if i would "give you the remote"... technological retardation
by Flatulent Queef March 10, 2011
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Technologically Challenged

Noun- Person who is totally unable to work with technology.
Dude1: Hey Look at all the cool things my pc can do.
Technologically Challenged: Where's the power button?
by Hn0002 June 19, 2010
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