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pinch technique 

Pinching the end of your penis before you ejaculate so you don't make a make a baby or a mess.
Clarkee used the "Pinch Technique" instead of cumming on the bed sheets and emptied in the toilet.
pinch technique by Batdad69 November 16, 2015

Buntyman technique 

The buntyman technique involves microwaving two pieces of sweetcorn till warm then smearing over vaseline. When done you vigorously rub the sweetcorn pieces up and down your penis shaft till ejaculation takes places. Latex gloves can be used for extra kink
I knew my porn habits were getting out of control when I started looking at rosebuds and doing the buntyman technique

Lotus technique 

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.
“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”

grapefruit technique 

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.
Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!
grapefruit technique by DesX September 23, 2014

immortal technique

Dopest mothafucker that ever lived, underground rapper that spits his opinion and is unafraid of ingnorant bigots.
Immortal Technique disintegrates mics when i spit, I cause more casualties than sunken slave ships.

immortal technique

Truly some of the best rap in da world. Ranks with the likes of wu tang and jedi mind tricks. Many politically critical lyrics: racism, terrorism, capitalism. Also outlines life on the street, the REAL life, not the fake stuff some people brand as hiphop. This sh*t is DEEEEEEP.
"Father, forgive them, for they don't know right from wrong
The truth will set you free, written down in this song
And the song has the Cause of Death written in code
The Word of God brought to life, that'll save ya soul..."--from "Cause of Death"
immortal technique by Entropy April 22, 2005