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Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.
For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.
by GatorBone November 18, 2011
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Teblow

Verb: Teblow tee-bl-o: The act of a female (or male if you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with fellatio. The male then finishes by firing his ejaculate wildly around the room.
Jane's in the back Teblowing Mark.

Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?
by Iowasdumb November 18, 2011
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Tebow Time

the last five minutes of any football game where the game winning drive will almost always include ten running plays capped with one pass play of thirty plus yards... concluded with a quarterback draw, thus leaving the opposing team almost no time to mount a comeback.
5 mins left. Bronco's on their own 20 yard line down by a field Goal. Its tebow time everyone.
by raikenxy November 27, 2011
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Tebow Tie

Tea-Bow Tie

1. The act of "Tebowing" in the nude over ones' partner's neck, while in the prone position, thus resting the testicles on the throat giving the effect of a bow tie.

2. See Tebowing as reference
3. Addendum to Kama Sutra, 2012
John got so drunk last night, he gave Steve a Tebow Tie last night.
by Allan Holiday January 2, 2012
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Tebowla Virus

The epidemic that is coming to our world on December 21, 2012. All right-handed people of various race and origin will become left-handed virgins.
The Tebowla Virus will mark the end of the world.
by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012
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Tebowed

To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.
Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?
by T-Bake May 6, 2009
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Teblowing

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.
She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!
by Gnast October 27, 2011
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