Norfuck titwank

A Norfuck titwank is where the male rubs his man tits up and down on a female while singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.

by John charles blair February 9, 2009

titwillow

1. Idiot, person of low intelligence.

2. A song in a Gilbert and Sullivan show

'there goes thomas, what an idiot'

'yeh a total titwillow'

by Pete B October 17, 2006

titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004

titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)

Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

titwaist

someone whos boobs are really saggy possibly someone old or someone clinicaly obese

'omg did u just see that titwaist!?'
'how saggy where her boobs? what a titwaist'

by sogetapita March 17, 2006

Titwanket

When your dick gets stuck in her boobs.

Oh my god, you are such a titwanket

by UKnowItsTrue January 13, 2015

Tbtw

Throw back to when

Tbtw I had a will to live

by Nibble101 December 9, 2021