Tatton

A loud and obnoxious self rightous little shit. His dick and his brain are both the size of a pea, and he will die sad, alone, and a virgin.

Dude, don't be such a Tatton.

by Emcee mc September 10, 2016

Taton

A boy with blonde hair that has been bitten on the balls by a spider, likes to think hes a redneck, chews and likes to drink.

Ohh yea he got bit on the nuts by a spider, what a taton.

by Andrew gay boy hehehe May 26, 2010

Tafton

A fun guy who loves to run and scream randomly. He is the kind of guy thats afraid to fall in love. He will play you hard and try to be friends after he’s caring underneath the surface and his family and friends love him

Emily: Tafton is such a great person
Greg:yes he is!!

by haberjaber November 30, 2019

Tatton

Most caring wonderful man you will ever meet. Extremely sexy and smart. Knows how to make any moment special. Funny. Loves having a good time. Cares about everyone but will take down anyone who hurts the ones her loves. Knows how to please a woman in the bedroom.

I want to marry a Tatton.

by ....her December 19, 2020

Taeton

Ur average "one of the boys" dude. Normally plays football, baseball, or soccer. VERY LOUD DUDE.

Guy 1: have you seen Taeton?

Guy 2: don't even speak about that dude.

by anonymous February 17, 2023

Lady Tatton

Lady Tatton or Lady Tatton of the Manor is a self empowered woman. To call someone Lady Tatton is to mock them for there empowered self belief. A Lady Tatton would be someone who has to host the best parties, serve the most expensive wine and cook the most exotic of foods. A Lady Tatton lives in a large Manor or Mansion and is of the most upper class.

"Ahh... Here comes the princess now!"
"You mean, Lady Tatton of the Manor is fast approaching?

by Mr Henderson December 8, 2013

Tatonka

Female breasts, usually of abnormal size or grandeur

Alex: Look at Roche, all over K. Lee's Tatonkas
Justin: Yeah, he's not gonna get any

by Smita Gupta May 7, 2010