Taoseño

A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.

Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.

by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

Taos time

Taos time refers to the time zone of Taos, New Mexico. To convert to Taos time, start with Mountain Standard Time and add 15-30 minutes. If a person is scheduled to arrive at your house, add 8 - 48 hours.

1: "Oh no, i'm running late to my class. At least the professor won't start for a few minutes because we're on Taos time."

2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."

by derpymcgee April 4, 2011

Taosif

Someone who is very educated and academically-oriented. They are thought of very highly. Their friends are very grateful for this person.

Damn Taosif, why are you so smart?

by Mark Mike June 10, 2018

touchin' tacos

when two females rub their hotboxes together with their legs in a scrissors-like formation!

> what r u doin'?
> watchin' a movie.
> are those two girls really touchin' tacos!?

by rich rick August 3, 2007

bumping tacos

A term that defines that act of rubbing two vaginas together.

Sarah and mary like to bump tacos.

by Nastynate June 12, 2003

Talos

An Aedra from the elder scrolls. Not to be confused with an Daedra. Aedra such as Talos and Mara make up the nine divines, the gods of the elder scrolls games/alternate realities where daedra are demons who interfere with mortals such as Sheogorath the King/God of insanity.
Talos is the man god who ascended to become one of the nine(which was previously eight). Talos is the Aedra whom the Nord Stormcloaks fight the Imperials and Thalmor for their freedom of worship.
To say by Talos is lile saying by god and such.

By Talos! That syndicate demo is amazing.

by KrimzinZV March 16, 2012

twoskin

An insult for a guy who is half-Jewish (generally used if their father is Jewish). Is meant to imply that they are only half-circumcised.

A stereotype of twoskins is they have "Reverse Jew Syndrome", wherein they are susceptible to blatant rip-offs.

You bought a can of soda for five dollars? You're such a twoskin.

by Thomas Hutchinson February 4, 2007