tetherdick

1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. The game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.

Last night after I passed out, Kay started to play tetherdick while telling me to stop snoring. Eventually I stopped and struck rigor mortise.

by chou chou January 5, 2008

tater ridge

Dirt in the neck creases of baby or child

The baby has tater ridges, he needs a bath.

by tater ridge May 19, 2014

Taterflasted

A disheveled appearance as the result of high activity. Can also be used to express wear & tear on an object.

"My hair is always taterflasted when i get off of work." "My car is taterflasted."

by Tactown253 September 1, 2015

Tater Toot

A tater toot is a fart that smells of french fries or tater tots. These will frequently transpire shortly after eating said food items. They are kind of deceptive because their potency sneaks up on you. At first, they are only mildly offensive but after you get a good whiff they tend to knock you over.

Damn! Who let that tater toot?!

by Bob Tate September 12, 2017

taters

PO-TA-TOES, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips, w/a nice piece of fried fish.
Even you couldn't say no to that.

OH yes we could. Ruins a good fish. Give it to us raw, and wrrrrigggling.

by k dawg August 27, 2004

Tater Fist

Using a raw, uncooked, girthy potato to insert it into the anus for sexual pleasure. Provides a similar full feeling like being fisted.

Sandy was super horny and her ass was craving action so she lubed up an Idaho potato and gave herself a Tater Fist.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Tater

Someone who buys the most popular and hard-to-find bourbons and resells them for a higher cost.

All the taters in the area have bought all the Buffalo Trace bourbon, since it become allocated .

by Deviant Shade July 22, 2021