tapping off

The act of typing data into your mobile phone for texting, sending/replying to email, or IM.

That dumbass got into an accident because he was tapping off instead of keeping his eyes on the road.

by porchteq October 28, 2009

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

by 535 October 9, 2012

straw tapping

(Originated in Delco) Straw tapping is a drinking activity involving two people per team. One glass is placed under a beer tap and two straws are inserted into the glass. The tap is pulled and both people drink the beer out of the cup through the straws as quickly as possible while not allowing the glass to fill up. Often timed and matched up vs. another team of two.

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by Delco Broads October 20, 2013

foot tapping

A signal that gay guys use to signify they want sex in a public restroom.

The young electrician resorted to foot tapping every time he entered a men's room stall.

by Angry Stockholder August 21, 2019

tapping my shit

irritating or aggravating one another. Being annoying and working someone's nerves

The teacher is always tapping my shit when he assigns homework over the weekend.

by @tapping August 31, 2016

A-Tapping

The constant rapid pressing of the A button used in Pokémon games as a constant necessity throughout the series

Male 1 - "Damn, I can't use my thumb it cramped so hard"
Male 2 - "Were you butt pleasuring your girl?"
Male 1 -"No man, I've been A-tapping all week"
Male 2 - "THAT'S THE WORST!"

by ThatMofucker January 13, 2013

finger tapping

On the guitar, finger tapping is the act of plucking a string with your right hand middle finger (the most common "tapping finger"), either open or fretted, and then hammering on the fretboard with the same finger. Usually you will do hammer-ons/pull-offs with your left hand in between the time that your right hand is tapping.

Tapping can be very simple, e.g. 2 finger tapping where you are simply playing a fast trill (like Toccata and Feuge in D Minor), or it can be very complicated like Buckethead's 10 finger tapping.

Many people claim that Eddie Van Halen invented multiple finger tapping, others say it was Billy Sheehan or Randy Rhoads, etc. But it was definitely Van Halen who brought it to the main stream audience in the 80's.

Finger tapping can add a lot to a guitar solo.

by bryan18 September 17, 2005