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British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.
mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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Tabloid

1. Magazine found in the check out line at Wal-Mart for people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their lives but talk about how "celebrities" are stupid and ugly and point out the inadequacies of people in the photos while grunting as they bend over their huge rolls of fat pulling their food stamps out of the purse in the basket of the electronic cart-rascal.

2. Useless pieces of paper stapled together containing text and photos completely irrelevant to my life.
Tabloid Reader: Did you hear about Lindsay Lohan's latest DWI?

Me: Thank you! I'm such a better person for knowing this!
by Kryotheory May 21, 2011
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Talon News

A paid propaganda wing of the Republican party that used a plant in the White House press briefing.

Further proof that the Republicans are doing such a bad job that they need shills - unpaid and otherwise - to sugar coat everything monkey boy Bush and his minions do.
James Dale Guckert, who went by the name Jeff Gannon, was the reason Talon News was exposed. People finally figured out that he was there to make Bush look good. Guckert also has the distinction of being a male prostitute who advertised him self on gay male escort service sites.
by jesster79 March 13, 2005
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tailormade

An Australian slang term for a premade cigarette, usually used when your'e feeling too lazy to roll your own
"I am a lazy bastard, can I have one of your tailormades?"
by Draegath March 12, 2003
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Talos

An Aedra from the elder scrolls. Not to be confused with an Daedra. Aedra such as Talos and Mara make up the nine divines, the gods of the elder scrolls games/alternate realities where daedra are demons who interfere with mortals such as Sheogorath the King/God of insanity.
Talos is the man god who ascended to become one of the nine(which was previously eight). Talos is the Aedra whom the Nord Stormcloaks fight the Imperials and Thalmor for their freedom of worship.
To say by Talos is lile saying by god and such.
By Talos! That syndicate demo is amazing.
by KrimzinZV March 16, 2012
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talofa

Talofa is a salutation or greeting in the Samoan language of the Samoan Islands more so like "What's up dude!!"
Talofa Talopha
by Island lover November 1, 2013
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tarlochan

The greatest type of guy you can meet. There is no one better than this guy. He us talented at every thing. And he is the most hilarious person you will ever meet. And he's so handsome.
Wow that guys amazing.

He must be tarlochan
by His name is basketball April 2, 2021
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