Target Confusion

Occurs in dialogue. When someone says something so idiotic, there are so many possible jokes you could make; you don't know which one to go for, and end up saying nothing.

1 - "That tooth still buggin' ya?"
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."

by Jack of Hats February 5, 2010

Targeting

Singling a designated "targeted individual" out for continuous group stalking, harassment, taunting, and bullying. Making some type of contact with the target every single time they leave their home, even if it just to take out the trash or pick up the mail. Targeting is overt and involves sensitization to repeated stimuli to let the target know they are being watched. Making the target's life as difficult as possible everywhere they go for the purposes of alienation, humiliation, isolation, and degradation.

All the neighbors are targeting her by practicing same time entry/exit from their homes whenever she arrives/departs. They will frequently block her path on foot and by vehicle everywhere she goes in the neighborhood, making loud noises and instigating arguments.

by CaliforniaTI October 4, 2013

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

target cart attendant

The bitch of Target stores. Specialized in bringing carts into the store, taking carts for repairs, cleaning carts, restroom checkups, hangers, defectives, spills, baskets, trash, carry outs, carry ins, and anything that dosen't fit another team members' job description. The lowely recruit for Target stores.

That cart attendant is so sexy outside right now, jeesh.

by Target Cart Attendant March 26, 2005

Target Syndrome

The phenomenon that occurs when a person walks into target knowing what to buy and leaves spending a lot more money and buying more things than expected.

I went to target to pick up a dish rack and some paper towels. I walked out with a dish rack, paper towels, sheets, comforter, barbecue grill, and a shredder. Looks like I have target syndrome.

by Niqsta June 29, 2010

Definition Targeting

When someone targets one of your definitions and keeps giving you thumbs down everyday just to be a prick.

Dude someone is definition targeting one of my entries! Fuck! I went through all this trouble to get it approved by those fucking urbandictionary editors and now some asshole is giving me bad ratings.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 7, 2010

target

A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".

Yes, my leader! Yavohl, mein leader! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.

by The Dodger September 26, 2005