tardcart

The vehicle used to transport retards from place to place.

Dude, don't stare at the people in the TardCart.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

tardfarm

a retarded person who makes more dumb ass kids who can't read till there 18

me: wow he retarded

my BOI: he has kids
me: oh hes a tardfarm

by bigboimikey August 2, 2018

tardfarm

a place where you send a person who is a tard

I'll send you to the tardfarm

by Sarah May 13, 2005

tardcart

1 the short bus used to drive disabled people from one place to another.

2 an insult for a person who is being stupid or foolish.

My bus was full so I had to ride in the tardcart.

You fucking tardcart, you don't fix a toaster while it's plugged in!

by Bea December 16, 2004

tardcart

1. The side deffinition for a short bus carrying disabled people from one place to another. 2. Society's name for the shopping carts in the supermarket that just dont seem to work.

I saw a short bus pulling into the driveway of our school. I quickly pointed it out to my friend and said, "Hey look! Its a tardcart!" Mom: are ya havin trouble pushin the shopping cart around? Me: ya, it seems that I've chosen the tardcart

by biilbo December 27, 2012

Tardvark

1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.

What a Tardvark!!!

by HolyBeJesus August 25, 2009

tardkart

A vehicle that has been modified to the point that it no longer has any practical use. See NASCAR

I watched in horror as the redneck tried to maneuver his tardkart through the crowded parking lot.

by zmad March 27, 2008