Topologize

To assess the topological assets of a female

As soon as saw Karen I topologized her. She had good ratio between the maximum extension of her torso and the minimum. In fact it was so good I popped a boner.

by Math John June 11, 2012

Tapulous

Of or pertaining to the phrase, "I'd tap that."

Dude, Angelina Jolie is so Tapulous!

by Why would I tell you, Creeper? May 17, 2010

trapology

When someone makes a fake apology that is really just designed to lure you into a confrontation or an apology of your own.

She said she was sorry for crying in front of everyone last night, but it was just a trapology to make me admit I should have been more supportive.

by Anophthalmus April 13, 2007

Trapology

Being well versed in the ways of Traps. Traps are males dressed as females in anime.

I got a degree in Trapology so I don't get lured in by a fake waifu.

by Chillydude August 24, 2018

Tapology

Science of methodically and meticulously finding lacuna in others, judging them and then bitching about them.

Dicku's a master of tapology.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

tapoo

The act of sticking a lit joint in someone's eye.

Last night was totally rockin' until Jim tapooed me. That shit stung like a bitch!

by Jim23894759832938475 April 14, 2009

tampology

the study of tampons, usually studied by women and children from birth to age 30. There is also a university called the university of tampology located on jupiter.

I went to the university of tampology.

by clearasday April 22, 2015