Tap That

= Have sex with him/her/it.

An expression used to declare one's desire to have coitus with someone, coming from the verb 'Tap', which, in this context, is similar and related to screw, i.e. to put a thread on a piece of metal, or to insert said screw into a receptive orifice.
'That' replaces 'him' or 'her', suggesting the receiver of the screwing is just an object, to be sexually used and then cast aside.

"I'd SO tap that!" - By golly, I would very much like to slip my man-servant inside that fine filly!

"Tap thaaaat!" - Holy smokes that person needs a jolly good smashing.

"Would you tap that shit?"
"Indubitably!"

by Dry_Ice July 22, 2012

on tap

to have an object readily available or easily obtained

derived from having "tap" water always available

Example 1:
Why do you buy bottled water? You got that on tap at the crib.

Example 2:
That guy is such a player. He's got bitches on tap 24/7.

by Mizzaxx March 2, 2010

Tapped

Tapped is a word to describe someone who is dosey and messed up at the same time.

You were just taking a walk and a brick fell onto your head, you get no surgery after and stay the way you are.
Tapped is how you would be after, dosey, tapped, messed up

by TaPpEd ToNkIn August 30, 2018

tap

to stick one's penis into; fuck

While checking out a girl: "Oo, I'd tap that."

by Dmac April 7, 2005

tap

Having sex with a woman.

1. If I could just tap that ass once...
2. I tapped that ass and it was great.

by Obe July 13, 2003

Tapped

A person who is a complete airhead

Yooooo! That Gormeesha is tapped

by GORMEESHA March 26, 2021

The tap

When a woman is so unsatisfied with a man's sexual performance, she taps him on the shoulder, indicating that she's tired and just wants to go to bed.

Popularized by Seinfeld.

I can't believe it! I really thought I was zone, but then she gave me the tap.

by alreadytaken4536 September 25, 2009