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Tanreet

Tanreet is an amazing person. She is a girl that you play jokes on but she will get you back. You would love to be her friend!
Tanreet is awesome!
by XxPenguin_GirlxX December 18, 2019
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tandembate

When 2 or more people pleasure themselves sexually either in close proximity to each other or at a specified time i.e. " We shall all tandembate until our juice flows forth at dusk every seventh day"
Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!
by Roger Dodgington November 13, 2013
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nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
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Tandra

a girl who dances, usually rocks a small frame and nice heart shaped booty, but loves life to the fullest. Loves God with all her heart, and has the coolest friends in the world. She's a giver, she loves hard and wears her heart on her sleeve.Dont burn your bridge with her because she's known to hold a grudge. Get you a "her"
Tandra walked in the club and set shit on fire 🔥🔥🔥
by Tan814 December 21, 2016
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Tanerexic

A condition, common among middle and highschool girls, presents itself as a vile orange fake tan. Spray on tan, tanning booth, all are ways of contracting Tanerexia. It is nearing epidemic status at MKA...

It can also be used as a noun, to describe one who has Tanerexia.

Other forms of calling someone a tanerexic are - Orange Bob (those Tanerexics who also have orange hair) and Tanaholic, a slightly more polite version.
Jill is such a frigging tanerexic. She could hide in a bucket of oranges!
by Mike Dunn May 27, 2006
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tanorexic

Also called sun worshippers. They see a very pasty pale person when they stare into the mirror. A person who has an obsession with tanning. Not limited to any sex or race, they are predominantly white females. Tanorexics missed the memo that said that too much sunlight, specifically UV rays, is a leading cause of skin cancer, almost as bad as smoking cigarettes like a chimney which many tanorexics indulge in also. Tanorexics can easily be identified as having skin a sickly brown color, taking on a certain shade of poop the darker they get. This skin is many times darker than their sun bleached hair. A tanorexic thinks that dark skin makes them desirable and sexy. If a tanorexic tans many years, their skin takes on a leathery appearance and will form creases and folds, especially on the face, making one look older than their actual age, and possibly uglier than they would have been otherwise. They also keep the cost of insurance rising due to their frequency of skin cancer breakout. The common personality traits of a tanorexic are: sel-absorbtion, dimb-wittedness, and in defiance of common logic about the harmful affects of radiation. They tend to have a large majority of population incidence of skin cancer. The common types of tanorexics include: vain teenage girls, the party girls, the trophy wives (otherwise known as the rich bitches who don't have to work because their husband is a doctor/lawyer/corporate executive), the wrinkled old dark bitches who still think they look good( they fit in the previous category as well).
That wrinkled old tanorexic needs to go indoors and hide her ugly self.

Tanorexics like to sip martinis by the pool side.
by TheAnnihilator October 29, 2006
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tanorexic

A person addicted to tanning; the disorder in which people may feel that they NEED to be tan.

Much like anorexia (the root word) tanorexic people are both mentally and physically addicted to tanning.

Physical addiction: UVA rays can give the feeling of euphoria or a natural "high" similar to the euphoric feeling experienced after exercising.
"I love tanning; could I be a tanorexic?"
by Amanda Lynn B May 24, 2006
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