Talking To Steve

A euphemism for doing the act of smoking marijuana.

I was sitting at home watching a movie while talking to Steve. Talking to Steve can sure make you really hungry.

by acardill@c February 28, 2007

Talking to Othman

Masturbating

Today I was talking to Othman for three hours straight and it felt real good!

by DuckHunter42 March 15, 2021

Talking to the root

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Talking to the seals

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.

1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.

by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004

talking to the canoe driver

Licking clit.

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.

by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014

Talking To Americans

A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.

Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

talking to mute

The increasingly common situation where an individual on a conference orvideo call talks extensively without remembering to turn on their microphone. Also an excuse for situations where that same person wasn't paying attention to the call whatsoever. This situation is most common in conference call scenarios although it can also be seen in video conferences, particularly in the current work-from-home environment.

"Jamie? Jamie?? You there? We need your approval to allow the project to start."

(long pause)
"Oops, sorry, guys. Talking to mute again." (with the sound of toilet flushing in the background)

by lakeshore September 18, 2020