tainting

To poke a guy's taint

I was tainting my my husband to turn him on while he shit on himself. Guess his taint doesn't work.

by toriscool May 20, 2015

Taintsicle

A TAINTSICLE is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone's balls/vagina and thier asshole. You are giving them a taintsicle.

Mark is sleeping so peacefully. I should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.

by Taintsicler December 17, 2008

Tainting

Wiping back to front

does your gf have a goatee?
No im just into tainting

by sumguy November 25, 2014

thinskinny

*When your facial hair comes in thin, and you grow it out, it becomes thin skinny. The end, or the oldest part of the facial hair is skinny, and the new part is thick.
*A name for a holiday. Since the Scots don't have many holidays, it's kind of Scottish.

"THIIIIIIIN SKINNNNAAAY!"-rich texan accent.

"Hey man, you got a bit of thinskinny going on under the chin, fix yourself man!"

by Mike Taylor March 23, 2004

taintsicle

This word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it...

1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...

2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...

3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.

"I hooked up with a hottie last night! Taintsicle yeah!"

"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"

"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"

by Joey Taintsalot December 12, 2009

Tainting someone's essence

A slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player's while being an average medic.

Billy- Yo dawg, did you see IIIII tainting someone's essence.
James- Yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.

by Mr Slang May 27, 2015

Taintminder

Steward of the gooch.

I went to lunch with my taintminder

by JerBearBandito November 18, 2019