Beach Taffy

When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.

Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !

by Fav February 15, 2008

taffy bag

when sittinig in a hot environment, or hot clothing and your scrotum stretches out like a "taffy bag"

My taffy bag looked like a cat rolled over a fruit roll-up.

by wakenuts February 17, 2003

salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.

Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach

by pkhehe August 14, 2010

Taffy Twister

When two dudes stand, or lay, face-to-face, and twirl their penises around each other. There is no actual cock-to-cock contact, but the weiners orbit each other, never touching, as binary stars.

There wasn't any gay stuff going on, you know, just a couple of guys doing a Taffy Twister.

by Pennyforth J. Blimpleton November 16, 2010

Taffy Slapped

to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."

by manitoo137 September 27, 2011

igloo taffy

The act of gnawing on a mans testicles while located inside of an igloo in order to stay warm.

“You wouldn’t understand igloo taffy. It’s a bro thing” - Josh

by Igloo taffy July 28, 2021

Raffi Taffi

Any substance that causes spontaneous states of euphoria on the dance floor.

Would you like a Raffi Taffi?

by Ideas guy July 8, 2022