Tache Mag

Tache mag- A maggot like creature who runs about with a small black moustache.

Look at him hes such a tache mag.
Thank fuck he gone... wat a tache mag

U are a pussy assed moustache maggot.

by themagsofallmags April 15, 2011

miss-tache

That fuzzy hair on the upper lip of some women.... often more pronounced in brunette's. Can sometimes extend past fuzz to a full blown miss-tache!

Girl - Hmm... i think you better wax your top lip, you've got a bit of a miss-tache going on!

by Danni2345 November 20, 2007

b-tach

A bitch that gets attached way too quickly.

Evelin is such a b-tach! like she just met that guy 2 days ago.

by Fuckgirl225 February 01, 2017

tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.

that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night

by the tache-less December 21, 2010

beefer tache

A dense untamed moustache

Crikey Clive, you need the number to my barber, that’s a right Beefer tache

by Raclettuce December 15, 2022

Mug-tache

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug

Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache

by Tom691738 July 18, 2018

Rocking The Tache

To rock one's tache involves percuring a false tache of the 'dirty' persuasion by way of resting a horizontally out stretched finger across the top lip.

Harriet is rocking the tache in our school photograph isn't she a funny so and so

by mydad'scat'sbrother'sgf. March 23, 2009