When situations get too out of hand and either:
A) You must relieve stress somehow.
or
B) You need people's attention.
You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
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A) You must relieve stress somehow.
or
B) You need people's attention.
You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
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Person: "So I was j-"
Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"
Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"
Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"
Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"
Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"
Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"
Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
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Get the Tabledance mug.to change a situation so that you now have an advantage over someone who previously had an advantage over you turning tables" means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
turning tables means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.
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Get the turning tables mug.(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.
You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.
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