Tabitus

An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.

Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!

by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021

Tamist

A Tamist is known to be the best at something and to always surpass any others competing against him or her. To be the best at taming, one is known as a tamist. They will tame any situation that they may find themselves in.

I beat everyone's score in the competition, I am a tamist.

by Known Tamist October 25, 2016

Dirty Tabitha

Freaky drunken girl. Might be into bondage. And bring on the whips and chains. Also part lush and can hold her alcohol. Can be found trying to sober her ass up at your local coffee shop looking looking for her next victim. She might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution.

I need to find me a dirty Tabitha tonight.

by Nat Nat June 5, 2019

tabsturbation

Masturbation to porn on a tablet because your porn computer is previously occupied/full of viruses.

Totally Not Gay Dude 1) "How have you been making due while your computer is in the shop, Eric?"

Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."

Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"

Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"

by Nizzl September 30, 2011

GOING TABITHA

GOING TABITHA IS A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE IRRATIONAL BEHAVIORS OF INDIVIDUALS INCLUDING TAKING OFFENSE OR BECOMING ANGRY ABOUT A SITUATION THAT SHOULD UPSET THEM. GENERALLY LASHING OUT AT LOVED ONES OR BABY DADDYS

BRO SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT ON ME FOR NO REASON. "SHES LITERALLY GOING TABITHA ON ME"

by BABY DADDY1031 July 15, 2022

tabish

tabish is a sexy boy who is very appealing to all sexes. he is athletic and handsome and knows how to attract the ladies, but has his heart easily captured by girls. tabish is a reliable lean-on-me kind of friend and he represents strength and honor. he is quite the sex machine in bed.

"i love my boyfriend"
"why?"
"because he is tabish"

by x.md.we November 24, 2009

Tabitha

Tabitha; a class clown chatterbox child cute cool. One of the best friends you’ll meet and y’all gonna love her.

She da best! For sure! 🤪

“Oh look it’s a Tabitha” said ash
“I’m gonna catch it. Pikachu use iron tail”

by AmazingChicken March 4, 2019