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Tabbergassted

When a girl slams a guy in the ass with a strap on without any implications of homosexuality.
Hey man. That chick I took back home last night tabbergassted me until I came harder than a fire hydrant.
by BaronOfSalt February 23, 2019
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Tablehopper

Someone who socializes with various groups of people. Usually used in schools from elementary to high school for people who may or may not be social butterflies but is able to be comfortable enough to switch between social groups to experience what you couldn't do in your other groups or your main group. The idea came from the presence of such groups having a usual spot in which that spot is a table and you hop between them.
Paolo hung out with different people during lunch every day making him a tablehopper
by RoyalSoda March 24, 2019
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Tabberly

A very beautiful radiating individual who was the mother of 5 beautiful children. She is strong, soft, brave, intelligent and the most hard headed person you will ever have the pleasure to meet.
Tabberly passed away 01/05/23 and will be very missed.

Tabberly is and always will be my sunshine. -JSDA
by KissAAriesGirl January 6, 2023
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Ten tabber

One who is prone to having ten tabs open on porn hub... you dirty bird you...
by LexMad October 27, 2018
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tabbert

Tabbert (tab-bert)
A syndrome in which an individual is obsessed with surfing the internet while working, this phenomenon generally affects a person’s ability to complete projects within the scheduled time table. Symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to the following observed characteristics.
• An uncontrolled desire to surf the internet at work regardless of a projects timetable.
• Individuals affected by this syndrome tend to prefer vehicles that are cool ranch Doritos color. Studies have shown that this melancholy hue of blue eases the affected individual’s obsession to the internet.
• It is not uncommon for a person affected with the Tabbert to experience a decline in hygiene and personal appearance. A typical example related to the business environment would be the wearing of wrinkled suits with ankle socks. Most times the suits would need some mending from the tears and holes observed in the work attire.
• Due to the social awkwardness of this syndrome an infected individual would experience a sharp decline in athletic ability or wiliness to be active.
The mental degradation of infected individuals leads to the classification of three levels of Tabberts . These three levels are classified by the following:
• Level 1: Generally considered as a low level Tabbert. Usually at this level the individuals work has a slight deviation from the norm. But the obsession to the internet is fed by the notion of seeing the end of the internet.
• Level 2: 90 percent of affected individuals fall into this classification. At this level, the individual becomes severely introverted, the subject’s work ethic becomes severely affected and a weird obsession with Cool ranch Doritos blue begins to surface. Athletic ability begins to become affected. A strange but common characteristic of infected subjects at this level is claiming that the end of the internet has been reached multiple times.

• Level 3: is the observed level. Only one known person is affected at this level. Therefore, statistical data relating to the characteristics of infected individuals cannot be formulated at this time
by jefftheboat October 8, 2009
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alt-tabbed

In Ragnarok Online and other games, the art of looking at other websites while playing at the same time using alt and tab. Warning: Do not do this in the middle of battle, else your team mates will eat you alive.
"Oi, Xero, we're dying here! ...Xero?? Aw, damnit, don't tell me you're alt-tabbed again!"
by Ceremight November 10, 2004
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tabber

v. A female that knows that a guy likes her and uses that fact to get free drugs, but never ever has sex with them or does any sort of sexual activity with them, no matter how much they beg her.
Guy 1: "Dude, I like this girl but she only wants to smoke with me. She never wants to have sex or even hang out unless we smoke."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, that's because she's a tabber."
by kylafofyla April 18, 2011
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