BaronOfSalt's definitions

Daniel Candle

When somebody at the bar is getting “Happy Birthday” sung to them and you light a match to use as a makeshift candle.

This dude had his birthday at the bar last night and you know I had to light a Daniel Candle for him since NOBODY brought candles for him.

by BaronOfSalt January 24, 2024

Tabbergassted

When a girl slams a guy in the ass with a strap on without any implications of homosexuality.

Hey man. That chick I took back home last night tabbergassted me until I came harder than a fire hydrant.

by BaronOfSalt February 23, 2019

Lababbiting

Prime brother time. Especially when going out and finding cute singles with your bros.

I was out Lababbiting last week and I hooked up with a 31 and a 35 year old. Prime brother time!

by BaronOfSalt February 15, 2021