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Definitions by BaronOfSalt

Daniel Candle 

When somebody at the bar is getting “Happy Birthday” sung to them and you light a match to use as a makeshift candle.
This dude had his birthday at the bar last night and you know I had to light a Daniel Candle for him since NOBODY brought candles for him.
Daniel Candle by BaronOfSalt January 24, 2024

Lababbiting 

Prime brother time. Especially when going out and finding cute singles with your bros.
I was out Lababbiting last week and I hooked up with a 31 and a 35 year old. Prime brother time!
Lababbiting by BaronOfSalt February 15, 2021

Tabbergassted 

When a girl slams a guy in the ass with a strap on without any implications of homosexuality.
Hey man. That chick I took back home last night tabbergassted me until I came harder than a fire hydrant.
Tabbergassted by BaronOfSalt February 23, 2019