Sylar

A villain in the popular TV series, "Heroes." He was told by the professor researching human evolution that he had gained no abilities through his genetic mutation. This professor then talked at length about the "evolutionary imperative" to survive. This drove Sylar mad with the need to prove his worth and specialness.

Sylar's genetic mutation actually endowed him with intuitive aptitude, the ability to recognize and manipulate patterns within complex systems. He uses this to recognize the powers of other evolved humans and replicate them, but only after cutting out their brains to perform some unknown process.

Sylar seized the evolutionary imperative. Shouldn't you?

by Samson III February 22, 2007

syira

A cool smart mouthed girl that always has something smart to say to everything. She's also very talkative and can say things people take offensively but she doesn't always mean to be rude. Either way you can't help but love her.

You: i can't believe i just said that out loud

Syira: neither can i

by Thebaker January 19, 2017

Sylar

Sylar is the main villian of season 1 in Heroes on the network NBC.

Sylar is a serial killer who sometimes removes the brains of his victims, primarily those he believes to be evolved humans. Chandra Suresh identified him as Patient Zero in his research. Before adopting the name Sylar, he was known as Gabriel Gray.

"I know you don't understand me. But I want to tell you why I'm helping you. It's that delicious power. You see, when I get my ability back, I'm gonna kill you...and your sister. And I'm gonna take it all. And if I don't get my ability back, it's not a total loss. Maya's learning quickly. She's a shiny new toy, and she's all mine."

- Sylar (to Alejandro)

"That sound in your heart, what is it?"

"Murder."

- Dale, Sylar

"Give me that damn list! So I can... sink my teeth in..."

- Sylar

"I wasn't begging for my life. I was offering you yours. You are your father's son. So determined, you didn't even notice I stopped the IV. But don't worry, you might actually do some good before you die. Starting with that list."

-Sylar (to Mohinder Suresh)

by ZanaZ October 30, 2008

Syllabeer

Syllabeer is by far the greediest businessman in the world. He excels at selling junk and loads of crap for prizes astronomically larger than they should be. Common people refer him to as "Sillybeer" and the "The bear that lacks all kind of moral".

Guildie to Syllabeer:"Hey Silly, borrow me a gem will you?"

Syllabeer:"Everything has a price."

by Syllabeer July 19, 2010

Sylar'd

To get the top of one's head removed in a way similar to when Sylar from the show "Heroes" removes his victims' brains by cutting off the top of their heads.

"You see that Heroes episode last night?"
"Yeah, man! Isaac totally got Sylar'd!"

Jimmy was looking the other way when the saw blade jumped off its track. Unfortuneately, Jimmy was Sylar'd.

by Fear The Hobbits May 13, 2007

Sylar

Sylar is a charactor in the T.V. show hereos. There's already a good description of him on UD, so I'm just adding an alternate description.

Sylar, used as a verb.

When you want to look inside of someone's head and see what the hell they were thinking. Especially stupid people who won't or can't "get it," and you just wanna see why they can't. You wanna fix 'em.

My brother's drinking again.

Again?!?! He knows how it destroys his life, what the hell is he thinking.

I dunno. I wanna Sylar around in his head for a few minutes and see if I can't fix him.

by Chaz Walker January 29, 2009

Syracuse University

Something like a college
Where you supposedly gain knowledge
A beautiful campus set in a bad city
The time and place to get extremely shitty
Now the people are of their own
And their wealth is very much shown
Frat boys drinking all over the yard
Girls running their daddy's credit card
Known for basketball and the Dome
Expensive cars and rockin the chrome
BMW, porche, benz and audi
These japs know how to fucking party
Look for the uggs in the snow
Cause the bar scene is always a go
Faegans if you're official
Lucy's for the superficial
Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar
Then walk to Harry's cause its not far
Cross the street, Darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots

Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
Be aware that it will snow and rain
But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars
If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
And if you’re a senior live it up, please!

Senior Sundays
Chillin Mondays
Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout
Sat? Lots to do then
After that…start the cycle over again.

Work as hard or as little as you please
But be prepared to explain those C’s
Newhouse for communications
Greek houses for crazy initiations
Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs
Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs
J.Michaels for the latest styles
Marshall Street: all smiles

All colleges seem somewhat the same
After all it’s one big game
Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
Hang up the phone, let the fun begin
However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.

I love college. I attend Syracuse University.

by *CUSE CUSE CUSE* July 16, 2008