sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

sycophantic by puffyjacket November 13, 2007

Suckophant 

A woman who uses sex or relationships in an attempt to gain status off of a perceived alpha male. A status parasite who think by being with an alpha it makes them one too. A play on sycophant and suck.

Sally had a smug look on her face when she told the story of how she slept with the pro athlete, but everyone rolled their eyes as she was just a suckophant.

Suckophant by Quif Chang Caine June 1, 2023

Sophant 

A Sentient or Sapient being. Particularly one which travels amongst and colonizes star systems. It's root suggests the word means: beings with the ability to communicate creatively, ala Sophistry.

The Vargr pirate barked an objection at the notion that prey species, such as the K'kree, qualified as Sophant beings...never mind that they colonized numerous worlds.

Sophant by Hecateus October 6, 2003

sychophanticide 

Noun: career destruction due to justifying or not strongly refuting the random, dangerous musings of an unhinged narcissistic leader.

Dr Birx committed sychophanticide when she didn’t refute Trump’s dangerous medical musings.

sychophanticide by New Fred April 25, 2020

sickophant 

One who eagerly exposes their illness to others, either physical or psychological, to the point of flaunting it.

That guy is an ardent sickophant who initially charms and then eventually alienates everyone he comes in contact with!

sickophant by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

sicophant 

When someone is guilty of being a sicophant he or she is unnecessarily bigging up another person. This butt-creeping is seriously over-egged and superfluous!

E.G; Oh my God! You are just the most beautiful woman/ have the largest cock in the entire world!

You are just sooooooo talented!

Sicophant should trail behind the object of veneration scraping, grovelling and licking arse.

sicophant by Neonpinkfaery September 27, 2005

sickophant 

noun: derived from the word "sick", a sickophant is someone that "sickifies" something... ie. makes something perfectly normal and innocent filthy and often sexual.

1. Alec is a sickophant
2. OMG, why do you have to sickify everything i say, you are such a sickophant
3. JOEY from FRIENDS

sickophant by Becca April 22, 2005